The 30 Best Funny Cat Shirts 🐱- Cat Mom & Cat Dad Shirt - MeBomber
😺 You are a cat owner and want to find that perfect funny cat t-shirt that is sure to garner laughs and high-fives from other cat owners. Or you know a cat mom or cat dad that could benefit from an awesome new cat shirt being added to their wardrobe. Whatever the motivation, you came to the right place because we put together the ultimate list of the undisputed best funny cat shirts 👍.
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Funny Cat T-Shirt #30.) Go Away.
😾 How can you not like grumpy cat? Hands down one of the best cat memes the internet has ever seen. Now is your chance to wear the grumpy cat meme and express your anti-social tendencies with a shirt that humorously tells people to “go away.” Let people know their presence is unwelcomed with this funny cat shirt. This would actually be perfect for me to wear at the gym, next time some overly social chatter box tries to interrupt my exercising with an unwanted extended conversation 🗣️, I’ll just point to my shirt and walk away 😂.
Funny Cat T-Shirt #29.) Show Me Your Kitties
😼 This funny cat t-shirt parodies the phrase “show me your titties.” If you have ever been to a party destination like Mardi Gras you’ve probably heard this said plenty of times. Well it is time to make that crude statement into a joke with this cat shirt. This cat t-shirt is perfect for events, concerts, parties or other night outings like going to the bar and club. On a side note, dudes that want to attract women cat owners who have a good sense of humor, this is the right t-shirt to wear. You will have lady cat owners laughing and complimenting you on your shirt 👍.
Funny Cat T-Shirt #28.) Best Cat Dad Ever
🧔 68% of all households in the United States own at least one pet. There are 95.6 million cats living in households in the United States. That means there are millions of cat dads in the United States and yet you are the best cat dad ever among them, give yourself a pat on the back. It is your right, as the title holder of the best cat dad ever, to “flex” on all other cat dads with this “best cat dad ever” 💪. Beware, their jealousy may drive them to attack you in a desperate attempt to steal this sweet cat tee from you. I suggest you always keep a weapon on you while wearing this t-shirt to protect yourself from the “inferior cat dads” and haters.
Funny Cat T-Shirt #27.) Dogs Have Owners. Cats Have Staff
😅 Delusional cat moms and cat dads think that they can “own” a cat. How foolish. The experienced cat dads and cat moms know the truth that cats own them. Stop fooling yourself and be thankful that your cat allows you to continue to live in the shared home that it generously allows you to pay rent for 😼. Now get up off your lazy butt and go pour your master a bowl of Kibbles and Bits cat food before your feline is displeased with you and throws your lazy behind out on the streets. This “dogs have owners. cats have staff” shirt gives me life 🙌😂.
Funny Cat T-Shirt #26.) I Can't Have Kids. My Cat Is Allergic
😅 Life is all about choices, and who says every man or woman has to decide on having two legged children especially when they already have amazing four-legged meowing children running around and shedding all over their home? I mean two-legged children might be nice, I guess, but your four-legged ones come first and the four-legged meowing children at my home are allergic to the two-legged kind, so sorry 😝. This shirt is perfect for any woman/man who has a home filled with cats and no human children at an age that family members or society expects them to have kids.
Funny Cat T-Shirt #25.) My Cat Is Cuter Than Your Kid
👶 Who says there are no ugly kid? I have seen plenty. Have you been to places like Walmart and looked into those baby strollers or taken a close look at the mini humans holding their parent’s hands? If you have not, I suggest you do so, and you will figure out real quick just how many ugly babies and kids that there are in the world. 🐱 That is why I am satisfied with just having cats, there is no such thing as an ugly cat. Ugly cats do not exist, and I am not the lying kind of cat parent that will tell someone how cute their lil’ ugly baby or hideous kid is just to be polite. That is why I need this shirt. All the proud and honest cat moms and cat dads out there need this funny cat shirt saying, “my cat is cuter than your kid”, to finally get it through all the delusional human parents thick heads, walking around with hideous human children when they could have just parented some cute cats 🤣.
Funny Cat T-Shirt #24.) I WUV U
😸 An overly excited crazy cat screaming “I love you.” I like this funny cat t-shirt because it lets people around you know just how crazy and zany that you are. Let people know what they are getting in to by interacting you, if they are not ready for your crazy then they should stay far away 😜. It is too bad in real life cats are never as happy looking as the one on this shirt to see their owners, so if you just want a pleasant reminder of what it may look like to have a cat that actually want to see you then this is the perfect shirt for you 🤣.
Funny Cat T-Shirt #23.) I Only Tolerate Bad Attitudes From Cats
😐 This funny cat t-shirt is perfect for letting people know that you are not going to put up with their bullcrap, unless they are a cat. A cat can be an as*hole because they are cute and soft to the touch when you pet them. A human with a bad attitude has no redeeming qualities that will make you tolerate their crap. This t-shirt is perfect for all the sassy and blunt cat owners out there that have 0 tolerance for bullcrap from other humans and are not afraid of telling people to their face, “cut the crap.”
Funny Cat T-Shirt #22.) No Nudes. Send Me Cat Pics
😦 Why are people so arrogant that they assume that you want their nasty naked pictures. Seeing their yucky naked bodies does nothing for you. You did not ask for them. Some dumb Mr. or Mrs. Just assumed that their pics of their naked body would be an welcomed surprise in your day, well sorry it is not. You know what would actually be a welcomed surprise to your day though? A picture of a cat. You can never go wrong with a cat pic 👍. Especially if the picture is of a baby Manx cat, that is the key to your heart not nasty human nudes.
Funny Cat T-Shirt #21.) Despite The Look On My Face You're Still Talking
😦 This funny t-shirt is perfect for all the cat owners that you know who have a sarcastic or dry sense of humor. We have all been in the situation that this t-shirt describes, haven’t we? You are minding your business when someone chooses to initiate a conversation with you that you are not very interested in. You can be at a party, at a bar, at the grocery store, at Starbucks, wherever. You do not want to be completely rude by just come out and directly saying “hey, shut up and go away.” So, you do the next best thing, which is give them the “I wish I wasn’t here talking to you” face. And some people still do not get the hint and just keep on yapping away 😑. Well thank goodness you can now purchase a shirt that will help you get the point of your “not amused face” across to these talkative numbskulls.
Funny Cat T-Shirt #20.) Science Says Male Cat Owners Have Larger Penises
🍆 Finally, a fictional scientific study mentioned on a t-shirt confirms what you have known for a long time, which is that cat dads have massive schlongs 😂. This funny cat t-shirt is perfect for every cat dad with a good sense of humor.
Funny Cat T-Shirt #19.) Best Cat Mom Ever
👩 68% of all households in the United States own at least one pet. There are 95.6 million cats living in households in the United States. That means there are millions of cat moms in the United States and yet you are the best cat mom ever among them, give yourself a pat on the back. It is your right, as the title holder of the best cat mom ever, to “flex” on all other cat moms with this “best cat mom ever” 💪. Beware, their jealousy may drive them to attack you in a desperate attempt to steal this sweet cat tee from you. I suggest you always keep a weapon on you while wearing this t-shirt to protect yourself from the “inferior cat moms” and haters.
Funny Cat T-Shirt #18.) Hail Satan Kitty
😈 This t-shirt is perfect for cat owners who can appreciate ironic humor. A cute and innocent harmless kitty saying something very dark and evil is hilarious. You cannot help but to giggle at the absurdity of it all. I dare you to wear this funny cat shirt to church 😂. Thank goodness cats cannot talk. There are some cute cats out there that are so mischievous that I think if they could talk, “hail Satan” is what they would be saying. A kitten that I had given away years ago, used to love knocking expensive things that I own off counters and tables. I think he must have been a Satanist cat as well 😂.
Funny Cat T-Shirt #17.) I'm Here To Pet All The Kittens
🐱 If it was not for cats there are a lot of places and get togethers that I would not have bothered going to. There are so many times I just wanted to blow off some obligation that in a moment of weakness, I previously agreed to show up at. All that kept me coming through and fulfilling the obligation is the fact that there would be kittens at the destination 😽. This t-shirt is for the hardcore cat lovers that do not mind getting in their car and driving 50 miles to a location just to pet a few kittens and then go home. If you have ever thought to yourself “go away humans. I have not come to talk to you, lead me to the kittens and begone” then this is the shirt for you 😹.
Funny Cat T-Shirt #16.) SHUT UP.
🐱 I cannot get enough of the grumpy cat meme. It is by far my favorite cat meme, maybe my favorite internet meme ever. Anyways, let people know that you would prefer that they close their pie-hole up and go away. I bought this shirt and I love using it for its intended purposes. When I am tired of talking to a roommate or do not want to talk to someone, I just point to the shirt and walk away. It is time to celebrate your anti-social tendencies. Stop being fake and pretending that you want to talk to people that you do not want to talk to just because now you don’t even have to risk being rude by saying it with your mouth, now you can just say “shut up” with your shirt 👍.
Funny Cat T-Shirt #15.) Kitten My Swole On
💪 I was at the gym last week getting my pump. As I was bench pressing 10000 lbs I thought to myself, “you know what would make this hardcore workout even better? Wearing a sweet kitty cat t-shirt.” Then destiny led me to stumbling upon this shirt treasure. This t-shirt is perfect for all of the cat dads and cat moms out there that love to get their swole on at the gym. If you know any cat parents that like weight lifting or bodybuilding than this is the perfect shirt gift for them.
Funny Cat T-Shirt #14.) Your Cat Would Rather Live With Me
🐱 Not all cat owners are made equal. Do not let people lie to you to make you feel better about yourself. The truth is that some people are just better at certain things than other people. And I am sorry to break the bad news to you, but I am a better cat momma or cat daddy and your cat would rather live with me. Sorry, not sorry 😹. This funny cat shirt is perfect for all the cat parents out their who would like to flex (💪) on other cat owners. Do not be shy, it is time you let those inferior cat owners know that their cats would choose you over them, given the chance.
Funny Cat T-Shirt #13.) I'd Love To But My Cat Said No
👍 One of the greatest things about owning a cat is having the built-in excuse to avoid invitations for get togethers that you really do not want to go to. I usually say something along the lines of not being able to go to something that I just do not want to go to because my cat is sick that day and I have to take it to the vet. My excuse is usually something along the lines of a health issue with my cat that needs to be taken care of on that day, so that they can not argue my rejection to their invitation. Nobody wants to look like a terrible and selfish human being by arguing “f*ck your cat’s health, come to my birthday party.” This t-shirt is a parody of people like me who use their cats as an excuse to use for turning down invitations to things that they do not want to go to 😁.
Funny Cat T-Shirt #12.) My Kids Have Paws
🙁 My family will not get off my back. Every family reunion and every time I find myself on the phone with my parents it always turns into a lecture and guilt-tripping about me not having children. I am getting to old to not have kids by now is what they say. Blah blah, give us grandchildren, blah blah. Why aren’t you married with kids by now? What is wrong with you, you are this many years old without kids? Your sister has 2 kids and my best friend’s daughter who is 4 years younger than you is getting married next month. Well now all the cat moms and cat dads out there with their parents breathing down their neck about having children, have the perfect t-shirt response. I do have kids, leave me alone mom and dad, “my kids have paws 🖕.”
Funny Cat T-Shirt #11.) My Cat Was Right About You
🐶 Animals have an amazing ability to know and sense things that humans cannot. For example, they say that dogs can detect diseases in humans and many people say that dogs can sense upcoming natural disasters. Well my cat has paranormal sensing abilities too. My cat can sense “douchey-ness” in people. My cats douche senses were blaring when you first came around, and I should have listened because my cat was right about you 😂. This shirt is perfect for cat owners that have a sarcastic or snarky sense of humor.
Funny Cat T-Shirt #10.) Bad Kitty Mugshot
👮♂️ Not all cats are “good boys” or “good girls”. When a kitty takes the wrong path in life, the long arm of cat justice is not too farm behind them. Give your cat a daily reminder of the consequences that awaits him/her if they are a “bad kitty” with this jail cat mugshot shirt. Scare your cat on to the straight and narrow path. Your kitty is not tough enough for cat prison, where they only feed the inmates once a day stale and tasteless cat food 😲. The milk in cat prison is 1%, not even whole milk. Your cat “ain’t about that life.”
Funny Cat T-Shirt #9.) I'm Fine
😅 “Don’t ever let them see you sweat” is what my momma always told me. That means even if everything is going to hell in a handbag, don’t let people see that things are troubling you and try your best to look like you have everything under control. This funny cat shirt parodies that sentiment by depicting a cat with a sword through its head and it still acts like everything is fine and good.
Funny Cat T-Shirt #8.) I Like Cats More Than People
😕 People suck. Humans lie all the time. Humans will steal from you given the opportunity. Humans will attack you or kill you if they have the proper selfish motivation or strong enough reason that they benefit from doing so. Humans cheat and betray your trust in platonic, business, and romantic relationships. Humans smell bad and a lot of humans are ugly. These are all problems that you do not have to worry about with cats. Is it any wonder that cat moms and cat dads like myself prefer kitties over people? This t-shirt is perfect for all the cat owners out there that would rather be surrounded by their cats than humans.
Funny Cat T-Shirt #7.) Cats Are Like Potato Chips. You Can Never Just Have One
🤔 It is physically impossible to go to the grocery store. Buy a fresh bag of your favorite brand of potato chips. Drive that delicious bag home. Then open the bag of potato chips and only consume a single potato chip before putting the bag back in the pantry. You would have to be an emotionless inhuman monster to be able to perform such a feat 😱. Well cats are kind of like potato chips. Once you have one cat and experience how awesome having a pet kitty is, you can not stop yourself from wanting more and more cats. And then boom, you are a cat lady with 50 cats and no husband willing to put up with your massive feline family 😖. But good riddance, you do not need no man when you got cats 😅.
Funny Cat T-Shirt #6.) I Do What I Want
😎 You are a badass. You walk to the beat of your own drum. You are a rebel that no one can tell what to do. Life is meant to be lived on your own terms. I mean when you go to the library, do you whisper? No. Walking across the street without the proper green light is illegal? So, what. You will jay walk if you feel like it. Oh, it is recommended that I whisper in the library? Yeah, no. I will talk as loud as I want to Mrs. Librarian 🖕. This “I do what I want” funny cat shirt is the perfect gift for all the badass and rebel cat owners that you know.
Funny Cat T-Shirt #5.) Less people. More Cats
🤔 If the world had less people and more cats it would be a better place. Cats never started a world war. Cats cannot even hold weapons. Cats have never robbed and murdered someone else. A cat would not even know what to do with your money if it felt like robbing you of it. The only thing cats murder are mice, and those bastards deserve it 🐭. Mice eat through good people’s walls and electrical wiring, so murdering mice is technically a good deed. You do not need to be a college professor to comprehend the obvious facts that I have put before you. Cats are better than people, we need more cats in the world so it can be a better place. Down with humans 🖕!
Funny Cat T-Shirt #4.) Sorry I'm Late. I saw a Cat
🐱 Cats make it so hard to get to places on time. How are you supposed to be punctual to meetings, get togethers, or work when there are so many cute fluffy cats just begging to be petted. My employers are absolutely inhuman for not allowing a one hour grace period for clocking just in case I am sidetracked by cats that need to be petted. This funny cat shirt is perfect for cat moms and cat dads that would rather be late than pass up cuddling with a cute kitty.
Funny Cat T-Shirt #3.) I got rid of my girlfriend because the cat was allergic
👱♀️ Hilarious cat tee for cat dads that put their relationship with their kitty above every other relationship, even romantic relationships with women. If a woman gave the cat dad in your life an ultimatum like “its either me or the cat” and you think the cat dad that you know would choose his cat over her, then this is the perfect shirt for him. This “I got rid of my girlfriend because the cat was allergic” shirt is so brilliant; I am buying one for every male cat owner that is in my friends’ circle 😆.
Funny Cat T-Shirt #2.) I Work Hard So My Cat Can Have A Better Life
😼 This funny cat shirt saying, “I work hard so my cat can have a better life” is a sarcastic parody of that saying which is typically used when referring to people’s human children. In this case the cat is the child that you are willing to sacrifice for and make sure they live the better life that you did not get to live yourself. This is a perfect gift for all the cat parents who love their cat to an extreme or obsessive degree and who also have a sense of humor about it.
Funny Cat T-Shirt #1.) Ho Lee Chit
😼 This funny cat tee is a play on the phrase “holy sh*t.” It features a surprised or started cat added to the text phrase which really sells the comedic brilliance of this shirt. It will bring a smile to your face when you see people sounding out the words on the shirt before it clicks in their mind that “Ho Lee Chit” means “holy sh*t.” Great cat shirt for every cat mom and cat dad with a good sense of humor.