The 42 Best Funny Workout Shirts & Funny Gym T-Shirts 💪– MeBomber
🕵️♂️ You are searching for that amazing funny workout t-shirt that will get everybody at the gym or your fitness class laughing during your next workout session. Maybe your friend, significant other or family member that likes exercising is having a birthday and you want to get them the right funny fitness t-shirt that will put a smile on their face 😁. Unfortunately, there are so many crappy workout shirts flooding the market (💩) that it makes it hard to find the right shirt that you or the person you are buying the t-shirt for, will adore 😍. That is why our team has spent countless hours putting together the ultimate list of the undisputed best funny workout t-shirts that you are sure to love! 💪👍
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Funny Workout T-Shirt #42.) Cheat On Your Girlfriend Not Your Workout
👍 Fellas, you have got to have your priorities in order. If you have got to cheat on something, make sure it is your girlfriend, never your workout 😂. This funny gym t-shirt will have every guy in the gym laughing and asking you where you got this shirt. There will be plenty of girls who can appreciate the humor of this t-shirt who will have a good giggle and compliment you on your shirt choice. Be careful though, there might be some upset girlfriends who are mad that you told their boyfriends where to buy this sweet shirt. Heck, your own girlfriend might even try to steal or burn this t-shirt. Good thing is that if this hilarious gym t-shirt ever goes missing, you know that the culprit was probably your significant other who is hating on this amazing t-shirt 😎.
Funny Workout T-Shirt #41.) Installing Sixpack Please Wait
🤔 Something must be wrong with my body’s programing because my sixpack has been installing for years but the download still has not been completed. I might need to ring an IT technician for a house call. What is going on 🤷♀️?! Maybe it is a virus or malware that is preventing my sixpack download from completing. Well hopefully your sixpack installation goes smoother than my own. This funny gym shirt is sure to garner some laughs and compliments from other gym goers. This is the perfect ironic t-shirt for overweight people. It’s funny when an in-shape person wears this shirt and even funnier when an overweight person wears it.
Funny Workout T-Shirt #40.) I Wish My Wallet Was As Thick As My Thighs
😱 This funny fitness shirt speaks to my soul. If my body was as thick as my wallet, I’d be anorexic. No, I would be a skeleton 😫. This shirt is a perfect gift for anybody who can relate to struggling financially. Ever not wanted to check your bank balance because you were scared to see how low your funds were 😂? Then this is the shirt for you. Ever wear a hoodie to hide your face at the bank teller line because you were ashamed to show your face due to your bank balance being so low 😂? Then this is the shirt for you.
Funny Workout T-Shirt #39.) Cheat Weekend
😀 You have probably heard of a cheat day, which is a day where you allow yourself to indulge in any food that you want when you are supposed to be dieting. I am talking chocolate cake with bacon bits and pepperoni slices as sprinkles type of indulgence 🍕🍟🍔🌭🌮🍫🍿🍪. But have you ever heard of a cheat weekend? This t-shirt is sure to get a lot of laughs from the dieting and healthy eating crowd. Myself personally I have been having a cheat decade. I know a couple people who have had a cheat lifetime.
Funny Workout T-Shirt #38.) If Only Sarcasm Burned Calories
😭 When are scientist going to spend their time doing something useful, like inventing a pill that helps your body burn calories just from saying sarcastic things 👨🔬. I could be a Victoria Secrets supermodel who lives on ice cream and double cheeseburgers, once that glorious pill is invented. Until that wonderful day that the world is blessed with that magical pill, I guess we will all just have to satisfy ourselves with this funny workout t-shirt which says, “if only sarcasm burned calories.” This shirt is the perfect gift for all of your sassy and sarcastic friends and family members.
Funny Workout T-Shirt #37.) Shut The F*ck Up And Train
🙄 Am I the only person who cannot stand people who do more talking then they do taking action? Always telling you this is going to be the year that they lose this or that much weight. This is going to be the year that they gain this much or that much muscle. Talk, talk, talk. but do they actually do the work? Nope. At best they go to the gym to workout a couple times and then give up. This funny lifting shirt perfectly summarizes what I want to say to these type of big talkers, “shut the f*ck up and train.”
Funny Workout T-Shirt #36.) My New Workout Is Called Naps
😴 This shirt is a funny take on being lazy. While all of you are spending your time learning new workouts to reach new personal records and challenge yourselves to reach new physical heights, I’m learning new workouts too. The new workout I learned is called naps. Its great for the body and has a very short recovery time so you can do this exercise over and over. For just 10 easy payments of $99.99 I can teach you this amazing new workout called the nap 🛌💤. This funny exercise t-shirt is perfect for any person who works out or even for people who do not work out. The only requirement is that the person like sarcastic humor.
Funny Workout T-Shirt #35.) Drop It Like A Squat
🏋 You know that song by the rapper Snoop Dogg called “drop it like its hot?” Well this t-shirt is a exercise parody of that song, “drop it like a squat.” This t-shirt is great for hip hop fans who are also work out enthusiasts. Nobody likes leg day. I mean who wants to be walking with a limp and leg pain for a week after you workout your legs. It can even be painful sitting down depending on how intense the leg workout was. However, this funny t-shirt can make miserable leg days more bearable with a little bit of humor.
Funny Workout T-Shirt #34.) I Only Do Butt Stuff At The Gym
🍑 Who does not like a little bit of sexual humor. This funny weight lifting shirt says, “I only do butt stuff at the gym.” The term “butt stuff” alludes to sexual activities with the human butt, however this t-shirt cleverly twists that in to doing leg and glute exercises at the gym. I personally own this t-shirt and get a ton of laughs from friends and strangers at the gym asking me where I got this t-shirt because they want to buy it too. I’ve had 5x more women ask me where I got this t-shirt than men, so I feel comfortable recommending this t-shirt as a gift especially great for women with a good sense of humor.
Funny Workout T-Shirt #33.) I Workout Because I Really Like Cake
🤤 The great thing about working out is that it lets you eat more poorly without the negative side effects of eating poorly on your health and weight. I cannot be the only one who does heavy workouts just so I can finally crack open that box of chocolate cake in the refrigerator and indulge myself guilt-free. This funny exercise t-shirt speaks to my soul. I saw it and I was like “this is so me.” I am sure there are a ton of other people who share my love of unhealthy eating while balancing it with a desire to workout and remain healthy or fit looking.
Funny Workout T-Shirt #32.) Eat Right. Exercise. Die Anyway
🤣 People who love sarcastic or dark humor will absolutely love this funny exercise shirt for men and women. Do all the eating right that you want to. Do all the exercising that you want to. In the end it does not matter because you are just going to die anyway. It takes a person with a special sarcastic or dark humor to understand just how brilliant this t-shirt is. I have a girl friend who is just getting into working out, who has the type of sense of humor that can appreciate this shirt’s saying, “Eat right. Exercise. Die Anyway.”. I may just update this blog post with her reaction once the friend I am thinking of buying this for finally gets her hands on it.
Funny Workout T-Shirt #31.) Almost Pulled A Muscle Trying To Give AF
😖 If you do not use a muscle it deteriorates over time. My “give a f*ck” muscle has long since withered away to almost nothingness due to years of not using it. However, recently I did something really dumb and dangerous. I actually tried to give a f*ck. Ouch; I was in the hospital for days recuperating from the torn give a f*ck muscle I had from sudden use after years of not exercising it. People with a sarcastic sense of humor and a love of being nonchalant or playing it cool, like me will absolutely adore this funny workout shirt.
Funny Workout T-Shirt #30.) Does Running Out Of F*cks Count As Cardio?
🏃🏃♀️ Cardio, my old nemesis. Oh, how I hate thee. Why are all the best things for you in life so hard and uncomfortable to do! Well I guess I’ll just have to suck it up and do some cardio if I want my heart not to give out when I am older. I hate cardio, but I hate heart diseases even more. Wait “does running out of f*cks count as cardio?” I need to ask my personal trainer during our next training session. Oh goodness this t-shirt speaks to my soul. And I know it speaks to a lot of people with a sassy or sarcastic attitude that also hate cardio every bit as much as I do. This is a great purchase for all those sassy rebel “I don’t give a f*ck” types or cardio haters. If this personality type or characteristics mentioned resonates with you or reminds you of anybody that you know, then this is a must buy.
Funny Workout T-Shirt #29.) World's Okayest Muscles
💪 Some people are the worlds best at something. Some people have the biggest or smallest something in the world. Well I am also one of these impressive human beings that belong in the Guinness World Records Book for my special trait. I have the world’s okayest muscles. Mediocre and average muscles like these on my body are truly a thing of wonder. Right? I love sarcastic and ironic humor; this t-shirt is perfect for all those “not so yoked” or “not so buff” people who don’t mind poking a little fun at themselves with this sarcastic weight lifting t-shirt.
Funny Workout T-Shirt #28.) I Workout Because Salads Are Boring
🥗 There are two ways to lose weight or maintain an ideal and healthy body weight. The first way is by what you eat. Put good stuff into your body and you will get good out. The second way to maintain an ideal body condition is to exercise. Burn more calories off by working out than you are taking in by eating and you will be able to maintain a healthy body or lose weight. Some people like me hate eating healthy stuff like salads because they taste horrible, so we rely on working out to maintain or lose weight. This t-shirt speaks to those people like me who hate eating healthy foods like salads and would rather work out so we can eat delicious foods that are horrible for your waistline. It all balances out right?
Funny Workout T-Shirt #27.) Gym Mode On
💪 When I go to my gym, as soon I step inside those double-doors, I mean business. I have no time for idle chit-chat Susan, get out of my way, I have heavy things to lift. Mr. front desk man, my deepest apologies, I know that you are a social butterfly and like to talk to all the guests but I do not have time to stand and idly chit-chat with you, the treadmill is calling me and I must go. When I go to the gym, I turn my mental gym mode on. This t-shirt speaks to a lot of people out there who mean business and take their exercising time very seriously. Gym mode has been activated.
Funny Workout T-Shirt #26.) Yeah Sex Is Cool And All But Have You Ever Worked Out To "Eye Of The Tiger"
👁️🐯 I cannot think of anything that get my blood pumping and my will power revved up like listening to the song “eye of the tiger” by the 80’s band called Survivor. If you have ever worked out to “eye of the tiger” than you know that it is an experience that cannot be put into words. You feel like there is nothing too heavy for you to lift. There is no cardio exercise too strenuous when “eye of the tiger” is playing. You might just accidentally punch somebody because you are way too revved up. Just having sex pales in comparison.
Funny Workout T-Shirt #24.) Trainers Who Say "Last One" Are The Reason I Have Trust Issues
💪 Is there anything more aggravating than killing yourself during an exercise, your arms, legs, or abdominal muscles are shaking and you want nothing more than to stop, but your trainer is screaming at you for one last repetition. “Last one” they say, so you tough it out for that last repetition only for your trainer to say “last one” again. Wait what, I thought the last rep was the “last one?” What is going on here, I have been lied to! And that is the reason I cannot trust people anymore. This funny personal trainer t-shirt is perfect for any client of a personal trainer. If you have a personal trainer wear this to the gym and watch your personal trainer die from laughter. This t-shirt is guaranteed to be a big hit at the gym.
Funny Workout T-Shirt #23.) It's My Workout I Can Cry If I Want To
🎵🎶 Do you know that song by Lesley Gore that was recorded in 1963 called “It’s My Party.” The song’s chorus goes, “it’s my party, and I’ll cry if I want to. You would cry too if it happened to you.” This t-shirt is a funny exercise parody of that song saying, “it’s my workout, and I can cry if I want to.” This t-shirt is great for fitness enthusiasts who are old enough to remember the original song by Lesley Gore or fans of great oldie pop songs. I am a big fan of oldie music so I might just buy this parody workout t-shirt for myself.
Funny Workout T-Shirt #22.) Carbs Are My Soulmate
🍞🥐🥖🥪 Why does everything that taste good have to be so bad for you? The worst moment in my life was when my personal trainer told me that carbohydrates were bad for you and caused weight gain. I nearly flipped over the table we were sitting at, called him a “blasphemer”, smacked him in the face, and stormed out of there. Thankfully, I let cooler heads prevail that day and did not have a nuclear explosion after that news. Don’t tell my trainer that I am having an affair my carbs that I am keeping a secret. Me and carbs and soulmates and nothing can separate us! This funny carbs t-shirt is great purchase for food conscious people.
Funny Workout T-Shirt #20.) Call The Cops Because I Am Killing This Workout
👮🚓 Have you ever had one of those days where you were just so locked in on your workout that you were able to lift more, lift heavier, do cardio longer, or do cardio at greater intensities. You do not know why, but you just woke up ready to absolutely kill your workout that day. Maybe you had some good news at your job, got off the job and were so pumped that when you went to the gym you absolutely destroyed your workout. Whatever the reason, when those glorious days at the gym occur when you absolutely kill your workout, hopefully somebody is there to call the police and prevent a death 😂.
Funny Workout T-Shirt #19.) I Am Currently Under Construction
👷♂️🏗️ My body is not yet a finished product. It is under construction. There is a whole lot of building and renovating that has to be done, but I am sure I’ll get to the finished product one day. A lot of people in their own fitness journeys can relate to the phrase that their body is “currently under construction.” This t-shirt is great for any person who is on a journey self-improvement. It does not only apply to fitness; you can be currently under construction in any aspect of life. This t-shirt has universal appeal and use.
Funny Workout T-Shirt #18.) I'm Not Swearing I'm Just Using My Workout Words
🤬 My friends and I are like sailors the way we cuss when we are working out. There is something about cussing that helps you workout harder. I do not know what it is about cuss words and increased performance, but somebody should do a scientific study on cussing’s effect on athletic output. Anyways there is a lot of people out there who can relate to my friend group’s potty mouths in the gym. Those are the people who need this funny workout t-shirt in their life.
Funny Workout T-Shirt #17.) I Hate You, I Hate This Place, See You Tomorrow
😡😤💪 Complaining is my sport of choice. But I won’t quit, but I will complain the whole way through. “Lord why am I doing this to myself, ugh, this sucks”, I say. I don’t stop however, and I am back the next day no matter how miserable I am for that hour and half of intense exercise. People who have a personal trainer that kicks their ass can appreciate this this t-shirt. No matter how bad the workouts get you are going to be there the next day ready to do it again like pain never felt so good.
Funny Workout T-Shirt #15.) I Sweat Rainbows
🦄 What is funnier than a buff roided up unicorn that looks like they have never missed upper body day at the gym, flexing and saying that they sweat rainbows. It is such an odd bodybuilding t-shirt that it garners a laugh. It’s a weird kind of humor derived from the absurdity of the t-shirt. This shirt is just perfect for people who have a weird sense of humor or big and outrageous personalities.
Funny Workout T-Shirt #14.) I Would Lose Weight But I Don't Like Losing
😂🤣 There is nothing like a good sarcastic fitness t-shirt. I am such a winner that I do not lose at anything. I am just too competitive. I refuse to lose. Quit smoking, never, winners do not quit. Losing weight is out of the question, if there is losing involved count me out. I don’t lose I just win. Any fitness enthusiast with a sense of humor can appreciate the sarcasm of this t-shirt. This is a great gift for friends and family who are not into fitness too. Any body who is happily overweight can appreciate the humor of this shirt.
Funny Workout T-Shirt #13.) Lifting My Glass Is My Strength Training
🤪 My friends like to get their strength training by lifting barbells and dumbbells up and down. I prefer alternative avenues to strength training. I do strength training by lifting my fork up and down with the weight of food added to the end of the fork. It is a very strenuous and challenging lifting. I also love to get my strength training from lifting my glass up and down when filled with added wine weight for a more challenging workout. It really burns the biceps after a couple repetitions of the glass of wine. This is a great workout everybody should do more of 😂.
Funny Workout T-Shirt #12.) Keep Your Squats Low And Your Standards High
🏋 Ass to the grass when you are doing squats. There is nothing worse than a half squat. You know these people, you have probably seen them at your gym it is an epidemic, who load their squat rack with weights only to go less than 90 degrees with their squat motion. They should be going past 90 degrees with their bum almost touching the ground, it is not a real squat otherwise. People who are sticklers for proper lifting techniques can appreciate the sentiment of this funny weight lifting shirt saying, “keep your squats low and your standards high.”
Funny Workout T-Shirt #11.) Cardio Is Hardio
🏃🏃♀️ What is it about running or other forms of cardio that makes it so tough. I mean you can lift heavy weights all day every day for hours, no problem. But just the prospect of running on the treadmill for only 10 minutes fills the average gym goer with dread. This funny gym t-shirt is perfect for all the weight lifters out there who are allergic to doing cardio. Cardio sucks and anybody who can appreciate that sentiment can appreciate receiving this funny gym t-shirt as a gift.
Funny Workout T-Shirt #9.) But Did You Die?
🙄 I hang around complainers. My friends are my friends and it is too late to get rid of them now. They go on a big long story of how this went wrong and that went wrong, this was uncomfortable and that was uncomfortable, this hurt or that hurt, blah blah blah. You know what I am thinking when people like my friends are droning on and on about their complaints? I am thinking, “but did you die?” This t-shirt speaks to my soul. I know a lot of other people out there hate complainers as much as I do. This is a great t-shirt for all the people who hate listening to people’s sob stories and complaints.
Funny Workout T-Shirt #8.) Suns Out Guns Out
😎💪 Why workout if you cannot show it off. Those big however many inch biceps deserve to be shown off to the world. This shirt is perfect for all the buff show-offs that you know. You know that guy or gal in your friend circle who finds any excuse to take their shirt off so they can walk around showing off their entire chest or mid-drift. We all know a fit show-off. Narcissism and being in-shape tend to go together 😂. That person may be you. How come you are looking so nervous after reading that last sentence 😂🤣?
Funny Workout T-Shirt #7.) Swole AF
💪 In case you do not know what “swole” means I will explain its definition. “swole” is slang for the state of being very muscular and/or buff and in good shape. And in case you do not know what “AF” means I will explain it to you. “AF” is an abbreviation that came from internet slang for as f*ck. Put those two things together and you will get the humor of this t-shirt saying, “swole af.” The shirt translates to muscular as f*ck. Sorry to have to explain slang to you like you are a 99 year old grand mother who has never been on the internet before, but you would be surprised how many people emailed us about not understanding what the shirt even means 😐.
Funny Workout T-Shirt #6.) I Thought About Exercising, It's The Thought That Counts
😂 If only thinking about exercising burned calories and built muscles, a lot of people would look like Arnold Schwarzenegger or Heidi Klum in their prime if it did. This t-shirt is perfect for your friends and family that have been talking about getting in-shape but still haven’t actually committed themselves to it or put in the work. I bought this for my overweight uncle who always talks about losing weight, but has not been able to seriously start, and he loves this t-shirt because it pretty much summarizes his current predicament. It isn’t only the type of people just mentioned that can appreciate this t-shirt, pretty much anybody with a sense a humor and a interest in working out will like this funny exercise t-shirt.
Funny Workout T-Shirt #5.) Running Out Of Money Is My Regular Workout Routine
😂 People who experience financial problems can appreciate this t-shirt. If you have friends or family that have ever avoided going to the ATM or reading a bank balance because they were scared to look at just how low their funds were, than this is the t-shirt for them. If someone has ever hid their face while waiting in line at the bank because they were ashamed and scared of the teller seeing what face is attached to such a small bank balance, than this is the t-shirt for them. I read a statistic that most people live paycheck to paycheck so that means a lot of people can appreciate not having money humor.
Funny Workout T-Shirt #4.) Blah Blah Blah Go Workout
🙄 Too many individuals are all talk and no action. We all know the type of person who talks about why they cannot work out or how they are going to start working out and it never seems to actually happen. At best it happens once or twice, but never again. All that big talking about all the weight they were going to lose or all the muscles they were going to grow, and nothing ever is really accomplished. This shirt summarizes how I and many other people feel when they hear others talk about what they are going to do, “blah blah blah go workout.”
Funny Workout T-Shirt #3.) God Bless These Gains
🙄 My roommate is deeply religious. She always prays before she eats. She reads the bible for 20 minutes before she goes to bed. She loves asking god to bless this or bless that in her life, so why can’t someone ask god to bless their gains. This t-shirt is a humorous take on how important weight lifting and getting swole to many people have crossed over from being a hobby in to being almost a full blown religion. All the “bros” in your life would absolutely love this t-shirt. Heck, they may even start actually getting on their knees to start praying to god to bless their hard earned muscle gains.
Funny Workout T-Shirt #2.) I Hope Your Day Is As Nice As Your Butt
🍑 This t-shirt is great conversation starter and will give many women a laugh. My male roommate purchased this t-shirt and wears it in and outside of the gym. He wears it more at bars and other nights out and gets so many women laughing with him and complimenting him on his t-shirt. At the gym, his t-shirt is a constant conversation starter with people asking him how to get their hands on the same shirt or telling how funny and sweet the shirt is. This is a must buy t-shirt for any “gym bro.”
Funny Workout T-Shirt #1.) Installing Muscles Please Wait
💪 A humorous technological twist on building muscles and weight lifting. This t-shirt is great for bodybuilders and weight lifting enthusiasts who can appreciate a little bit of nerd humor 💻. I bought this t-shirt for my roommate’s birthday and he loved it. Almost everybody that has an interest in building muscles can appreciate the humor of this funny bodybuilding t-shirt.